"So This Guy Walks Into a Bar . . ."

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *cracks self up*

Title: So This Guy Walks Into a Bar . . .

Pairing: Jack/Sawyer

Warning: Adults only, language and sexual situations, fluff and schmoop (NEENER!), drug use and OMGWTFCLOWNS! Me and the clowns, we’re likethis.

 

*makes finger-twisty ‘likethis’ gesture*

 

Note: Future!Fic, Crack!Fic, Cliche!Fic (thus the title). NO spoilers.

IhateyouIhopeyoudiediedieDEAD!