"Head Paste"

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Title: Head Paste
Pairing: Jack and Sawyer with very special guest appearances by Hurley, Charlie, Locke, Sayid and Vincent. But not all of them together, ewww.
Warning: Adults only, language and sexual situations.
Spoilers: Mild ones through ‘The Hunting Party.’

Note: Complete and total CRACK!FIC inspired by a comment by eponine119. So she receives the blame and/or credit. ;)

I give her credit BECAUSE THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!

Send in the clowns . . .