four fics for the lostsquee luau [Charlie/Des, Sawyer/Juliet, D

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Title

: the perks of being a space pirate

Rating

: light NC17

Pairing

: Charlie/Desmond, then ORGY. And when I say ORGY, I mean ORGY. In capital letters.

Words

: 6500

Summary

: the Lost/Firefly fusion where Sawyer has a spaceship, Miles is his second-in-command, Desmond is the ship's priest, a bunch of other people are there, the key word on the ship is free love and Charlie is the musician Sawyer just hired. And where the hero of Canton is Sayid, but he hates that song.

Spoilers

: er, AU? For Lost none really, for Firefly general premises and some stuff but really, it's a fusion so no one from Firefly actually appears.

Disclaimer

: I don't own anything. Joss Whedon, please forgive me for this. Darlton not so much.

A/N

: for toestastegood who wanted the future. This is crack, sort of, so my only advice would be: don't take it too seriously. Also: all the planet names were used on Firefly and Wikipedia says it. I don't have the imagination for coming up with that kind of stuff.

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Title: Upon The Dull Earth
Rating: hard PG13
Pairing: Daniel/Charlotte (peripheral Des/Penny, too)
Words: 2775
Summary: They keep on driving and they don’t meet anyone. Sometimes, Daniel looks at her like there’s something he knows that he won’t bring himself to say, and then it turns out he has some short memory loss problems, but it doesn’t matter. At least he isn’t completely nuts, right? And he has a nice smile. Also, he isn’t dead as most people they bump in these days.
Spoilers: let's say the entirety of S5. With an AU twist.
Disclaimer: nothing is mine here. Not even the way the apocalypse happens.
A/N: written for valhalla37. She asked for tropes; this is a sort-of-fusion with King's The Stand, but you just need to know that everyone dies because of the superflu, there are no spoilers for the book. That said, it's apocalypse fic, and it has road trips, sort-of-cuddling and being forced to share vital space. Title stolen from a Philip K. Dick short story that doesn't have zilch to do with anything else here.

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Title: Half Of My Heart
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Juliet, Miles, Sawyer (pre Sawyer/Juliet)
Words: 1330
Summary: “Is someone having an existential crisis?” Miles asks as he sits where Sawyer had sat last time they were here, wearing one of those hideous jumpsuits, and Juliet lets out a small breath of relief.
Spoilers: up until 5x08.
Disclaimer: nothing is mine. Really.
A/N: written for ozmissage. She wanted ladies, especially Juliet. I was brainstorming and Miles decided that he wanted a say, too, and this came up. Title from John Mayer.

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Title: the fake gay couple from Cincinnati
Rating: PG13, mostly for wackiness
Characters/Pairing: Mark Pellegrino, Titus Welliver; mentions of half of the Lost/Supernatural cast, with Misha Collins being particularly present. Yes, yes, I know.
Words: 3000 ca
Summary: where Mark Pellegrino realizes that it's destiny that he and Titus Welliver star in things together, Misha Collins is a smooth bastard, they talk about conventions and fanfiction and their Lost scripts and they are totally bffs. And they also want a spin-off.
Spoilers: ee. For the Lost finale, sort of for Twisted, some for SPN S5, then if you consider them spoilers, also for Moving Alan, Dexter and Deadwood. Tho the last three are really stuff you'll find on the IMDB summary.
Disclaimer: Mark Pellegrino, Titus Welliver and everyone else mentioned in this are so NOT mine. Really. They sooo are not. NOTHING IS! And none of this happened... except for the conventions stuff.
A/N: written for gottalovev. She asked for bffs. She also said she would like RPF and crossovers. This... IDEK where it came from but it features those two being bffs, mentions of half of the SPN cast which I guess features as a crossover and it's totally crack. Further notes in my LJ.

Five Times Eloise Lost Daniel

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Title: Five Times Eloise Lost Daniel
Characters: Eloise, Daniel, Richard, Charles, Charlotte.
Warnings: Spoilers up to The End.
Rating: PG
Summary: For valhalla37, who requested tropes at lostsquee Summer Luau. Five times Eloise lost Daniel.

He's not the same, she thought. And Charles was right. I have made him this way